How did the boy react when his turtle died?
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and ...
What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? ๐ค๐นโค๏ธ...
Why was the math book always worried?
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค...
How long should an elephantโs legs be?
๐ How long should an elephantโs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground wi...
What kind of table can you have for dinner?
๐ฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐คโ It's not just any table... it'...
Whatโs a librarianโs favorite type of bait when fishing?
๐ฃ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? ๐ Because they always...
Why couldnโt the turkey eat dessert?
Why couldn't the ๐ฆ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ๐๐...
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
๐ Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was ๐ค "second" sick!...
What do you have in December that you donโt have in any other month?
In December, I sparkle and glow โจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐...
What did the hamburger name her daughter?
๐๐ง What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist....
Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up...
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ...
What do you call a left-handed dog?
What do you call a left-handed dog? ๐พ๐...
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
What do a car and an elephant have in common?
๐โ๐ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of...
Whatโs a math teacherโs favorite tool?
๐ What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ๐๐...
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this...
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk s...
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐...
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On ...
Why was Santaโs helper sad?
Why was Santa's helper sad? ๐
๐ป๐งโโ๏ธ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jin...
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...
What dies but never lives?
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among t...
Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!...
What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it...
Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!...
Which bus crossed the ocean?
๐๐ The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which coul...
What kind of murderer has fiber?
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises!...
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but...
Where can you always find a peacock?
๐ฆ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, ...