eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? 🐴😷
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What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔑 At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? 🤔 This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! 🦉 What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? 🍽️ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! 😋
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What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦖🗣️ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! 🤔💡
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What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. 🏀🦷
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? 😍🐦
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? 🏆 Hint: There's a 🌽-ucopia of these!
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚🌊 What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? 🤔 The tide of knowledge! 🌊📚
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️
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What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎢 What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! 🎠
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? 🏰👑💂♂️ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! 🧩😄
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What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻Where does a ghost feel most alive?🏰
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌹What did the farmer 🚜 give his wife 👩🌾 for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both 🥕heartwarming and 🧀cheesy!
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛♂️
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘📞What's a 🐘 doing in a 📞 booth? This 🤔elephant's got a 📞🤳 appointment! 🤣🐘
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌳 Why does the forest sound like a party? 🎉 It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest 🎶 emoji-filled secret?
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Why can’t skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 🦃
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 + 🪰 = ?
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤡Why was the clown crying? 🎭 Because he couldn't 🚫 find the 🤡punchline! 😂🥳
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Why don’t animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿
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What do elves learn in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧝♀️In their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!🎓✨
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍞 "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" 🥖
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What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵
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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Title: Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress Excerpt: "Stressed? Well, worry not, my friend! We've compiled a list of ten belly-busting jokes that promise to tickle your funny bone and zap stress away faster than a ninja on roller skates. Get ready to laugh your way to a happier, healthier you!"
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Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧱Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?🧱 Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! 😄🏰
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Why didn’t the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚 Why did the book join the police force? 🚓 Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! 🔍✍️😄
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🖊️ Where do baby pens spend their day? 🤔 They have a "write" of passage to the 🏫 Pen-dergarten! 🍼✏️
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, ❄️ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️🍎📚 What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! 😄🧛♀️🎉
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