What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic...
Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really ...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
๐ท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐ฅ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork ...
What did the circle say to the triangle?
What's your point, you acute little angle? ๐คฃ...
Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, ...
Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Be...
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the ๐ and wan...
Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the righ...
What do you do if youโre a fan of Draculaโs?
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do w...
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let ...
Why was the computer cold?
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ...
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both...
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
๐ฌ๏ธWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's g...
How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
๐ฐ To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the ๐ฉ &...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต...
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?...
Which is faster, heat or cold?
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be...
What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?...
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
๐คฏ๐ What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his ๐ง ...
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? ๐ฆ...
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ...
What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
What playfully tumbles in winter, โ๏ธ yet never cries "Ouch!"?...
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐...
Where do polar bears keep their money?
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ...
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? ...
Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything?
๐๐ช๏ธ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a ๐dream! I...
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite room in the house?
๐ปWhere does a ghost feel most alive?๐ฐ...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
I am chilling! ๐...
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To fi...