eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be bamboozled! ๐" โ๏ธ
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆท When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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How do you catch a polar bear?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! โ๏ธ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, ๐ค How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? ๐ป๐ฃ Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, ๐ So put on your thinking caps, my dear! ๐งขโจ
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! ๐ค
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Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ๐๐
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ๐๐
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ๐๐
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปWhere do ghosts go for a swim?๐ In a ๐ปghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ๐๐ป
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ฆ get detention? ๐ค It couldn't resist horsing around! ๐๐
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! ๐๐คนโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? ๐: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! ๐ถ #VeggieJokes
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious jokes guaranteed to brighten your day! Get ready to giggle till it hurts!
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! ๐๐งน
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! โ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ๐๐ Can you guess why?
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐๐ What does a ๐ order for dinner?
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was ๐ค "second" sick!
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ๐๐คฃ
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ๐๐
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret code? ๐ Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! ๐๐โ๏ธ
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Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! ๐ฏ
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What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ
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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐, no ๐ฆต, and no ๐ฅ? I bet they've mastered the art of โ๏ธ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? ๐"
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? ๐ฅ
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