What has an eye, but cannot see?
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! ...
What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
๐๐ What aroma tickles your ๐ at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your ๐ and...
Whatโs black and white over and over again?
๐ผ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! ๐บ ๐ฆ With stripes or furry sp...
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
๐ Tick-tock, don't be blind! ๐ค Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? ๐ A ri...
Whatโs a rabbitโs favorite kind of music?
๐๐ถ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! ๐ถ What's a rabbit's fav ki...
Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Why did the girl put ๐ on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! ๐ค๐...
What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went ๐ "Challen...
Why did the book join the police force?
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "...
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
๐ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it ...
Which flower talks the most?
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight ๐ผ Which flower loves to chat, from ...
What do witches order at hotels?
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter!...
Where do pencils go for vacation?
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical par...
If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to sn...
Why canโt skeletons play music?
Why can't skeletons play music? ๐ถ๐ Because they have no organs! ๐บ๐ธ๐น...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny b...
What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away...
Where do cows go on the weekend?
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, ...
Which monster is the best dance partner?
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, ...
What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? ๐ฆ๐ Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest...
Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
๐ฆ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey ๐ make your health swa...
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Why are there fences around cemeteries? ๐ค Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks!...
Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where ...
Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything?
๐๐ช๏ธ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a ๐dream! I...
Why donโt animals eat clowns?
๐คก Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐๐ฟ...
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called?...
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chance...
What did the spoon say to the knife?
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐...
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sun...
Whatโs a math teacherโs favorite tool?
๐ What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ๐๐...
Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐...
How long should an elephantโs legs be?
๐ How long should an elephantโs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground wi...