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Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini
Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana; MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi? MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana; MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi? MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?
MKAKA: Samahani sana….jamaa akachukua Galaxy yake akapiga simu….aise saa ngapi saa hizi? mi ndio nimeingia toka USA nataka kurekibisha saa yangu ifwate muda wa huku. Na wewe uwahi kuchukua iPad nimekuja nazo tatu tu za zawadi. Halafu ntafutie mtoto mzuri nimumwagie midola niliyokuja nayo, ok ciao tuonane badae. MDADA: Kaka samahani saa hizi ni saa….. MKAKA: Achana na mimi wewe
Baada ya walevi wawili kuokota kioo hiki ndicho kilifuata
Angalia kilichotokea
Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema "hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Angalia kilichotokea
Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema "hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!
Mlevi wa pili akamnyang'anya kisha nae akaangalia kioo akasema "wee kweli huna akili, si mimi huyu? halafu unajidai hunikumbuki …!!!
Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
Na yeye akamuuliza Mzungu ni kitu gani kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirudi chini kina miguu mitatu?
Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akatoa 100,000/= kuashiria hajui ila akataka kujua, akauliza ni nini hicho?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hata yeye hajui!.
SHARE na marafiki kama umemkubali Mbongo kwa ujanja. Lakini unafikiri Mbongo huyu kwa akili hizi atakuwa ametokea mkoa gani!?.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema hataki tena kujiunga fb!
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