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Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine ยท 197

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What dies but never lives?

I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐ŸŒน Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ŸŒฑ Among the living, I'm the odd one out, ๐Ÿ˜‚ Guess what dies but never shouts? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’€

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What did the teacher do at the beach?

๐ŸŒŠ What did the teacher do at the beach? ๐Ÿ–๏ธ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! ๐Ÿณโœจ

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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went ๐Ÿ˜„ "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"

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What do elves learn in school?

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!๐ŸŽ“โœจ

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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโ€™s Day?

๐Ÿ’˜ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’Œ

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What do birds do on Halloween?

๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿฆ† On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

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What do witches order at hotels?

๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐Ÿ”ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter! ๐Ÿ˜‚ With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" ๐Ÿช„๐Ÿงน

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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?

๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

๐Ÿ‘ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿงด

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What do you call a worm with no teeth?

๐Ÿ› What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐Ÿค” This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿญ

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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ŸŽ“ with no ๐Ÿ‘, no ๐Ÿฆต, and no ๐Ÿ‘ฅ? I bet they've mastered the art of โœ๏ธ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? ๐Ÿ˜‰"

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

๐ŸŒ I'm a fruity delight, ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ But not made for your feet! ๐Ÿ˜„ Guess what I'm called? ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ 

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

๐ŸŒฌ๏ธWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿš€

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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

๐ŸŒŠ What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜„

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

๐Ÿท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐Ÿฅ‹ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ฅ Can you guess his name?

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