What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
🐘📞What's a 🐘 doing in a 📞 booth? This 🤔elephant's got a 📞🤳 appointment! 🤣🐘
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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine · 207
Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? 🦆✈️ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! 😄🤣
Open printable article →Why don’t animals eat clowns?
🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿
Open printable article →Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
🤔 What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? 🍌🍵 Can you crack their secret code? 😄 Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! 🍎🍓☕️
Open printable article →Why is the forest so noisy?
🌳 Why does the forest sound like a party? 🎉 It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest 🎶 emoji-filled secret?
Open printable article →Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
🐍 Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! 🐍
Open printable article →Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔
Open printable article →Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
🕒 Tick-tock, don't be blind! 🤔 Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? 😂 A riddle that'll blow your mind! 🧠💥 No time to waste, let's find! 🕵️♀️🔎
Open printable article →Why was six afraid of seven?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️
Open printable article →Why was Santa’s helper sad?
Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷♂️😢🔍
Open printable article →Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? 🍀 Because you don't want to press your luck! 😄✨
Open printable article →Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?
Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂
Open printable article →Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?
Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂
Open printable article →Why are fish so smart?
Why do fish 🐠 love to swim in schools? 🏫 Because they know it's fintelligent! 🐟😄
Open printable article →Why was the computer cold?
Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️
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