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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine Β· 207

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What’s black and white over and over again?

🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! πŸ•Ί πŸ¦“ With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! πŸ¦“ βšͺ️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️βšͺ️ πŸŒ‘πŸŒ• Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! πŸŽΉπŸ˜„

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What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

πŸŒͺ️What's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! 🎯

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What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

πŸ•·οΈπŸ•ΈοΈ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? πŸ–±οΈπŸ•·οΈ

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What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?

🐱What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? 🍨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? 😺This riddle will surely keep you impressed!

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What has two legs but can’t walk?

🦡🦡What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! πŸ”πŸ¦†πŸ¦…Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! πŸ€’πŸ’©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πŸ•ΊπŸ’ƒ

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What has four wheels and flies?

What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? πŸš— πŸš— πŸš— πŸš— + πŸͺ° = ?

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What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

🌽I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just 🌽 all the more!πŸŽπŸŒπŸ‡πŸŠ

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What was born to succeed?

🌟 Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! πŸ€”βœ¨

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What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

πŸ”‘ At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? πŸ€” This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! πŸ¦‰ What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? 🍽️ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! πŸ˜‹

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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

🐢 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾

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What type of diet did the snowman go on?

πŸ₯•β˜ƒοΈ, πŸ†β˜ƒοΈ, πŸ₯¦β˜ƒοΈ! What type of β„οΈπŸ‘ƒ went on?

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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

πŸ‘» What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? 🍨 A spπŸ‘»πŸ¦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?

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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŽπŸ“š What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! πŸ˜„πŸ§›β€β™€οΈπŸŽ‰

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What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

What player made the banker say πŸ’°πŸ’ƒ?

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