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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine ยท 207

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What do you call a fly with no wings?

๐ŸฆŸ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž

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What is a math teacherโ€™s favorite type of dessert?

๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช! ๐Ÿคฃ

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Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

๐Ÿค” What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿฆท

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Whatโ€™s a batโ€™s favorite pastime?

๐Ÿฆ‡ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐Ÿค” Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽพโœจ

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What do you call a fish with no eye?

๐ŸŸWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? ๐Ÿค” This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite fruit?

๐Ÿ‘ป "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" ๐ŸŒ asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ

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Whatโ€™s a frogโ€™s favorite game?

Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŽฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!

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Whatโ€™s a catโ€™s favorite nursery rhyme?

๐ŸฑPurr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "๐ŸŽถHey diddle diddle, the ๐ŸŒ• and the ๐Ÿ„ I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"๐ŸŽถ

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Whatโ€™s bigger than an elephant, but doesnโ€™t weigh anything?

๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒช๏ธ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a ๐ŸŒˆdream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? ๐Ÿค”โœจ

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Whatโ€™s a rabbitโ€™s favorite kind of music?

๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŽถ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! ๐ŸŽถ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽต

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Whatโ€™s a math teacherโ€™s favorite tool?

๐Ÿ“ What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜„

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Whatโ€™s a librarianโ€™s favorite type of bait when fishing?

๐ŸŽฃ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? ๐Ÿ“š Because they always catch a lot of ๐ŸŸ "book"worms! ๐Ÿคฃ

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Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite room in the house?

๐Ÿ‘ปWhere does a ghost feel most alive?๐Ÿฐ

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What do you have in December that you donโ€™t have in any other month?

In December, I sparkle and glow โœจ But in other months, it's a no-show! ๐Ÿ˜„

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