What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? 🦉💕 Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine · 207
What did the ocean say to the beach?
🌊 "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" 🏖️
Open printable article →What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
🐭 "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! 🧀😝"
Open printable article →What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
I am chilling! 😎
Open printable article →What did the hamburger name her daughter?
🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄
Open printable article →What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? 🐴😄
Open printable article →What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?
What icy treat did Frosty 🥶 choose at Wendy’s®?
Open printable article →What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
🌹What did the farmer 🚜 give his wife 👩🌾 for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both 🥕heartwarming and 🧀cheesy!
Open printable article →What did the duck say to the clown?
🦆: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? 🤡😄
Open printable article →What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?
Why did the horse need a doctor? 🐴😷
Open printable article →What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 🦃
Open printable article →What did the stamp say to the envelope?
💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉
Open printable article →What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
🐿️ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? 🌰💌"
Open printable article →What did the spoon say to the knife?
🥄: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! 🍴😉
Open printable article →What do a car and an elephant have in common?
🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣
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