What bird loves construction work?
🔨🦜 What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! 🏗️🦉
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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine · 207
What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
🦃 When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? 🏆 Hint: There's a 🌽-ucopia of these!
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🥔 Which day does the potato dread? 🤔 It's the one where it's mashed and spread! 😱🥔
Open printable article →What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
🎵 "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" 🎵
Open printable article →What did one eye say to the other?
👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️
Open printable article →What did the baker say to his wife?
🍞 "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" 🥖
Open printable article →What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
🍎 "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" 🌳
Open printable article →What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒
Open printable article →What did the circle say to the triangle?
What's your point, you acute little angle? 🤣
Open printable article →What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
🥕: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? 🍄: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! 🎶 #VeggieJokes
Open printable article →What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! ☕️🍽️
Open printable article →What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? 🤔👹❤️
Open printable article →What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
📝 Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! ✏️💖
Open printable article →What did the snowman have for breakfast?
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Open printable article →What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"What's shakin', 🧲? I'm stickin' around!" 😄
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