Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Why did everyone want the 🎵 teacher on their ⚾ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! 🎶😂
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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine · 207
Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸
Open printable article →What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
🦖🗣️ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! 🤔💡
Open printable article →Where do polar bears keep their money?
🐻❄️🏦: Where do polar bears keep their money? 🤔💰
Open printable article →Where do pencils go for vacation?
🏝️🖊️Aloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to ✈️ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? 🌴🌊
Open printable article →Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
🌆 In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, 📚 🗽 Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! 🧠 🍎 But where, you ask, is this magical place? 🤔 🚇 Where numbers and laughter embrace? 😄 🗽 Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile 😁 🌈 It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! 🚌 📚 So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ➕✖️➗ 💡 Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? 🤔 Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! 🤓 The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! ⌛️ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! 🎩 Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? 🌟
Open printable article →Where do ghosts go for a swim?
👻Where do ghosts go for a swim?🌊 In a 👻ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! 😎👻
Open printable article →Where do cows go on the weekend?
🐄 On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? 🌞 They go to the 🍦 pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! 😄🐮
Open printable article →Where do books hide when they’re scared?
📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
Open printable article →Where do baby pens spend their day?
🖊️ Where do baby pens spend their day? 🤔 They have a "write" of passage to the 🏫 Pen-dergarten! 🍼✏️
Open printable article →Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
🧙♀️ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! 🙈 To a place not so cozy, I fear. 🌪️ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, 🧹 Off to a spot where things fly through the air! 💨
Open printable article →Where did the king keep his army?
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? 🏰👑💂♂️ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! 🧩😄
Open printable article →Where can you learn to make ice cream?
🍦 Where can you learn to make ice cream? 🍨 This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! 🏰🧊
Open printable article →What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
🛒 What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? 🎓 A hilarious riddle! 🤔 Can you spot the difference? 😄 Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! 🎉
Open printable article →What’s the smartest insect around?
🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟
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