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Kilichotokea nikiiwa namsaidia mtoto home work

Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza "Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, "toa Kwanza nizione.."πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Hii mitoto mingine mijinga, cheki alichokifanya huyu

Nimeamka asubuhi nikiwa na elfu 1 tu mfukoni, nikamtuma mtoto wa jirani akaninunulie maandazi nipate kunywa chai. Baada ya muda namuona anarudi huku analamba askrimu ya AZAM kama Simba vile. Nikamuuliza maandazi yako wapi? Akanijibu eti wakati anafika yanapouz…

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Duh! Hii sababu ya huyu mwanaume kulewa ni shida

πŸ‘§: "Mpenzi, nakuomba uache kulewa"πŸ‘¨: "poa, na wewe acha kutumia make up"πŸ‘§: "Mimi napaka make up ili unione mzuri"πŸ‘¨: "Na mimi nalewa ili nikuone mzuri"Vodka hatareeeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Wanawake hii nayo ni romantic ?πŸ’ž

Alaf wale Madem wanaowavua maboy wao KOFIA alaf wanakimbia nayo thinking its FUNNY and ROMANTIC.. Hiv nyie mkivuliwa MAWIGI wakakimbia nayo mtajiskiaje?🐸🐸

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Hii ndiyo maana ya matatizo

SWALI: Nini maana ya matatizo..?JIBU: matatizo ni pale unapopewa adhabu na mwanajeshi then akakuruhusu uondoke, lakini ukarukia pikipiki yako halafu ukapayuka..!!!!! Mwanajeshi, wee boya TuMara ghafla chombo kikagoma kuwaka.!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?

Unakuta MTU mwaka MzimaUmehudhuria, birthday parties 20 , misiba 30,Mikutano kanisani 40, Ndoa 80 na bado uko Single Kwani wewe ni turubai jaman??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Wanawake wanavyopenda hela, hadi kutoka kwa nyani na ngedere

Kama Nyani na ngedere wangekuwa na pesa…Trust me Kuna wanawake wangekuwa wanaishi misituni mda huu…..Wanavyopenda helaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Baada ya kunitumia SMS usiku ikawa hivi….

Jana usiku kuna Jirani yangu..kanitumia text "mambo vipi?"…halafu tunakaa nae mtaa mmoja nikaona nikimjibu ni uharibifu wa hela nikaenda kumgongea mlango saa 7 usiku. Alipofungua nikamjibu "shwari"halafu nikarudi nyumbani kulala zangu..Sipendagi kuchezea salio…

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Nilichojibu kwenye interview walipoulizia status

Nimetoka kufanya interview wakaniuliza status yangu nikaawabia status yangu ni Hey there! Iam using watsApp, wameniambia nitoke nje I think wanajadiliana namna ya kunipangia kituo cha kazi

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Baada ya kuumizwa kimapenzi haya ndiyo maneno

Mkishaumizwa ndo utasikia, Moyo sukuma damu sio mengine. wakati mnapenda mlizani moyo ulikuwa unasukuma kinyesi!!!!!??????πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!

Pale imebaki siku moja uhame kwenye nyumba ya kupanga af unakuta umebakiza unit 60 za umeme, inabidi tu uchemshe maji hadi yale ya kuflashia choo😑😑😑😑😑

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Kilichotokea baada ya kuzamia sherehe

Pale unapozamia kwenye Dinner Party ya Jumuiya Fulani, sasa Lengo la Jumuiya hiyo ni kupata Fedha za kutunisha Mfuko wa Jumuiya…sasa unakakaa mbele kabisa ili Muda wa Msosi usichelewe na kukuta kwenye Buffee yamebaki maharage!MC : "Papai zuri kabisa kutoka New…

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Utoto bwana. Raha sana!

Utoto buana! eti mnacheza mpira wa makaratasi(chandimu) unapiga chenga kibao afu ukifika golini ufunge unakuta goli hamna kumbe mwenye ndala zake ameitwa kwaoπŸ˜†

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Kama simu yako ina wifi

Kama simu yako ina Wi-fi ujue uko na mke wa mtu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ

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Hapo sasa akili itakuja

Pale unapo gundua kuwa yule ulie mtukana kwenye bajaji ndio boss anaeenda kukufanyia interviewπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯😭My freand apo ndo utagundua kwaanini wimbo wa Taifa tokea 1961 ni audio aujatolewa videoπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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