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Dogo kampigia simu baba yake;DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipanikalipe ada nimetumia shilingi alfu 30 kubetiBABA : Unasema nini we mpumbavu mshenzimkubwa? Nimekukanya mara ngapi kuhusu kubeti?DOGO : Lakini babaBABA : Lakini baba nini ngoja u…
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Open printable article →Ukiona masikin kachinja kuku basi kat ya kuku au yeye kuna mmoja atakua mgonjwa 😆😆😆😆
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