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Hii ndio BongoIlikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenziβ¦.kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .BINTI: Mi naitaka hiiMZEE: Hakuna tatizo kaβ¦
Open printable article βHapo sasa!! Ni shida!!
Umeshawahi saidiwa homework na mzazi halafu unapata zero?Hapo ndio unajua shida siyo weweπππππππππππππππ
Open printable article βWasichana wa leo
Jamaa yupo ndani ya Range rover yake mpya na msichana ambaye ni mpenzi wake.#Jamaa: kuna siri flani nimeitunza moyoni mwangu kwa muda mrefu na nikaona kama nitakuambia lazima utaniacha.#Msichana: siri gani hiyo mpenzi wangu?#Jamaaa: nimeoa.#Msichanaa: HΙΙΙΙΙΙΙβ¦
Open printable article βBongo usanii mwingi!!!
BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!β¦yani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips yai halafu nakupeleka bar unakunywa sana tu, tukitoka hapo nakupeleka club, Masaa yote hayo hakumbuki kuniambia upo periods hadi mdaa wakwenda kulala ndo beiby nipo kwenyeβ¦
Open printable article βKichekesho cha mke wa mvuvi
CHEKA KIDOGOMVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA.Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake hukuakiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya,Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondkamkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kamakawaidaHawara 1;nakupendaMke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka KablaMume wnβ¦
Open printable article βAngalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!
Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Hayaβ¦
Open printable article βSoma alichojibiwa huyu mzee baada ya kudai kutaka kumsikiliza Nyerere
Mzee: Dereva ongeza sauti tumsikilize Mwalimu Nyerere!!Dereva: ungemsikiliza mwalimu wako miaka iyo saivi ungekua na gari yakoπ π π π π π π π π
Open printable article βUtoto raha..! Angalia hawa watoto wanachokifanya sasa
Leo nimepulizia Air Fresh yenye Harufu ya Pilau nyumbani kwangu sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlangoni kwangu ndio wanacheza hapo. Kila nikitoka wananisalimia. Mama yao ndio kanimaliza kabisa nimetoka akaniambia"Kumbe wewe ni Mpishi mzuri, Hongera"Imebidi niβ¦
Open printable article βKauli 10 mbaya za walimu darasani, unakumbuka ipi hapa?
1:Mkimaliza kuongea niambieni niendelee kufundisha2:Baba yako kauza ng'ombe ili alete ng'ombe mwingine shule3:Kama unajua kuliko mimi njoo ufundishe wewe4:Ulikuja peke yako na utaondoka peke yako5:Hata msiponisikiliza mshahara wangu uko pale pale6:Baba yako anβ¦
Open printable article βAngalia hawa kina mama, ni shida..!
Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku mchungaji anaingia nyumba ya jirani yake ambaye hana mume, akawa anajiuliza anakwenda kufanya nini? Uzalendo ukamshinda akamuuliza "Mwenzangu, mbona kila siku mchungaji anakuja kwako, vipi anakuja kukuombea?" Akajibiwa "Nyoo, umβ¦
Open printable article βKuna watu makauzu ila huyu kazidi.. Soma hii!
Kakubaliana vizuri na msichana fulani hivi kuwa aibuke gheto, mchizi kajipanga vizuri kabisaβ¦. mara saa nne hivi mdada kasema hana nauli.Mshkaji kajikunja kamtumia Elfu tano maana mwenye shida alikuwa ni yeyeβ¦β¦Baada ya nusu saa yule dada akamtumia meseji."Jamaβ¦
Open printable article βAngalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???
GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheartBOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mdaΒ»??BOYFRENDΒ»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kweβ¦
Open printable article βHaya mapenzi jamani! Umewah kumpenda kwa kihivi??
Sijui Kama ushawai fall in love ile haswaa..yani unampenda mtoto hadi akikupigia ile sauti ilivo tamu unajiskia kutafuna na kuimeza hiyo simuAkikuita tu "my love"unajiskia tu kuvua nguo mwenywe..hicho kiupendo ukiwa nae unajskia unaweza piga wanaume 8 kwa pamoβ¦
Open printable article βHuyu kashauzwa!! Angalia kilichomkuta sasa
Jamaa alionekana Mnyooooonge sana ikabidi mpita njia amuulizeβ¦Kaka, mbona u mnyonge hivyo?"Jamaa : 'aaaaah we niache tu, kuna rafiki yangu nimemkopesha laki tano akafanye PLASTIC SURGERY ya uso, Mwanaharamu sasa nashindwa kumtambua!!!ππππππ
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