| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineâs Day? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Whatâs black and white over and over again? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineâs Day? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Whatâs a librarianâs favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Whatâs a math teacherâs favorite tool? |
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| Whatâs a tornadoâs favorite game to play? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| Why didnât Dracula have any friends? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| Whatâs a rabbitâs favorite kind of music? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| Why couldnât the bicycle stand up? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Whatâs a scarecrowâs favorite fruit? |
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| Whatâs a spiderâs favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| What did the snowman order at WendyâsÂŽ? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| Whatâs a ghostâs favorite fruit? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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