Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog |
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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What dies but never lives? |
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Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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What do birds do on Halloween? |
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Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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What do you give a sick lemon? |
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Why was six afraid of seven? |
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What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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What do you call two birds in love? |
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What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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Why did the pony get detention? |
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Where did the king keep his army? |
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Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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Where can you always find a peacock? |
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What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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