| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Why canât the elephant use the computer? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What is a kittenâs favorite dessert? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| What do you have in December that you donât have in any other month? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Whatâs bigger than an elephant, but doesnât weigh anything? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| Whatâs a batâs favorite pastime? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| Whatâs a rabbitâs favorite kind of music? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineâs Day? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Why couldnât the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| Why donât ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| Whereâs a wallâs favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Why didnât the oven go to college? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| Whatâs a ghostâs favorite fruit? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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