| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| Whatâs a math teacherâs favorite tool? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Why was Santaâs helper sad? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| Why didnât the oven go to college? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Why couldnât the ghost see his parents? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What did the teacher do at the beach? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Whatâs a librarianâs favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Whatâs a scarecrowâs favorite fruit? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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